Calling Your Blog “The Voice of Jesus Christ” Makes You a Bad Christian

Unless it truly is the fucking words of Jesus Christ.  And I am almost positive the Jesus Christ has better things to do than an hourly update on his blog.  And better yet, don’t call your radio station the voice of Jesus Christ either.  Maybe he could keep his blog updated, but also run a radio station?  Yeah right.

I just think that it’s a little hypocritical, that’s all.  Send me a photo of Jesus Christ updating his blog and I will take it all back, promise.  Until then, rename your blog to, “The Voice of Some People Who Love Jesus Christ and Wish That He Would Blog More, and in His Absence, Will Blog For Him,” it’s much more acceptable, and it’s catchy!

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